Heidi Montag is from the future!

So, as most of you know, Heidi Montag got 10 surgical procedures done in one single day, all in the name of “beauty”.

Now, I don’t agree (or disagree) on cosmetic surgery in general, it can be very helpful as well as very destructive and that is something you need to understand. I just think that a 23 year old (who hasn’t been in an accident, who is not morbidly obese or who doesn’t have the most severe case of acne in the world) doesn’t need 10 procedures done in a day.

Sad part is, she was cute before she got her first boob job and set of surgeries (yeah, it was her second time under the knife) and her natural size is “A”… And now she sports triple D’s! Worst part even? I read somewhere she wanted “H” sized breasts because of her name but I’m not sure that part is true.

But there is an explanation: This Heidi Montag is from the future. They replaced the original one with a robot so that we will get used to be dominated by machines and plastic people. If we’re not careful, they will dominate us in a few years!

Or maybe she’s just not that smart…